Stinker Stickers
We are aggressively working toward potty-training Edie. To help expedite our efforts and increase Edie's learning curve we are bribing our two year old with stickers. Each time she goes potty on the potty she gets a new sticker on her potty chart which now gloriously decorates our refrigerator. I like to call these stinker stickers. I find it amazingly curious, on the verge of disturbingly confusing, that we are rewarding Edie for bowel movements. We are giving her stickers in exchange for stinkers. Quite frankly, this is messing with my highly refined and sophisticated Harnett County sensibilities. Does it make any sense that Edie should be rewarded for nothing more than depositing her shiznit in a toilet? Isaiah 64:6 says, " For all of us have become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous deeds are like a filthy garment ." Much of what the Bible teaches is offensive and messes with our human sensibilities. We like to make much of ourselves and place an in...